Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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