Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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