Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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