brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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