I will die if light touches me.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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