My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i was born a porn star she said
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I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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