He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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