Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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