you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
