YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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