I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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