you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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