I like my sex mixed with concussions.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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