i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
