Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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