At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
worst night to have a conscience
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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