Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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