AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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