I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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