Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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