sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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