i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
These tits shall not be calmed
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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