why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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