Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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