I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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