The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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