Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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