Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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