Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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