But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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