she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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