office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
