apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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