1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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