how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
lol hangovers are for mortals.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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