wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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