Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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