There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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