I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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