My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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