And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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