yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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