I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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