Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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