I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
