its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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