oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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