She announced her abortion via fbk
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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