garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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