I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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