How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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