Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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