I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.