Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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