if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with