i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
tequila makes me forget i have legs
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.