In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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